boyprincessmanic:

REASONS TO LOVE PROFESSOR MINERVA MCGONAGALL

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susemoji:

this is the saddest scene in this movie

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A Supernatural Guide to Angels

  • Michael: Originally nice but turned out to be a douche
  • Zachariah: Douchiest douche to ever douche in the history of douches
  • Raphael: Douche to the millionth power
  • Anna: Awesome for a few episodes then became a douche
  • Uriel: Douche that was actually an ultra douche
  • Castiel: Actually not a douche except for that one time he ate a bazillion dead monster souls and went through a period of douchiness (it was just a phase)
  • Lucifer: The only one who was never a douche everyone wants to fuck him or hug him, preferably both
  • Balthazar: Smartass, self-serving douche that we actually liked but died due to his affiliation with the Winchesters
  • Naomi: Douchey douche until like two hours before her death whoops
  • Gabriel: A douche but we love him anyway because he's funny
  • Gadriel: Fucking douchemaster
  • Virgil: Typical angel douche until he killed the attractive crying man and leveled up into a black belt of douchiness
  • Metatron: douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche x 100000000000 douches

deadmaid:

sarahsprite:

deadmaid:

lvkesprite:

what old joke are we going to bring back next

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NO

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vaginal-diabetus:

stillbetterthanthesolarsystem:

holmeswilliam:

johnlockers




I want a locker with a bit of eyeball.

vaginal-diabetus:

stillbetterthanthesolarsystem:

holmeswilliam:

johnlockers

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I want a locker with a bit of eyeball.

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thanks:

for:

the:

memories:

even:

though

they

weren’t

so

great

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  • mom: did you eat all the donuts
  • me: no
  • mom: why are you lying to me i can see all the powder on your pants
  • me: thats cocaine

tearsthatstilldripsore:

running4thehigh:

Just in case no one told you today:

  • Good morning
  • You’re beautiful
  • I love you
  • Nice butt

*blushes*

somaperies:

vantasticmess:

astro-butts:

hey you kids wanna buy some drugs

basically the first interaction between humans and a snake ever

#bible jokes#yo check out this knowledge fruit#it’ll totally be the best thing ever#he wants to lead you down the path to righteousness#i’m gonna lead you down the path that rocks#snake

notsograndr:

callmehopeless-notromantic:

d0ugieslizard:

mjolnirss:

alfuhdawg:

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IT’S THE “AGED 27 1/3” BIT THAT MAKES ME CRY WITH LAUGHTER

this kills me!

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They actually did it, too.

this is the most adorable thing i’ve seen in my life

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alluringalliteration:

Okay I know the time frame totally doesn’t work but- Imagine Draco Malfoy getting all puffed up and arrogant and starting to say “I don’t think my father-” and Harry slyly interjecting “-the inventor of toaster strudel-” “-would be too happy to-” and then stopping in confusion when Harry, Hermione, and every other Muggleborn in earshot start practically crying with laughter.

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alex-of-macedonia:

theplanlaugh:

So my dad has this new idea: Take this wonderful wasabi thing

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Turn it into beautiful, small rectangles, wrap it in laminated paper and put it in a trident box, so that it’ll look like this:

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Give it to someone when they ask you for gum and watch as their mouth burns. Enjoy.

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clamjob:

sassysinglelady:

why would u set ur titties on fire????

for the vine

clamjob:

sassysinglelady:

why would u set ur titties on fire????

for the vine

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via ryanvallejo)