dansnipplehair:

orlandobloomers:

why is this dude wasting his fucking money on cigs when hes not gonna smoke em your fucking metaphor isnt worth that much homie get a job 

(Source: prettylittletmi, via denisedapunk)

theydontsoundlikeme:

@BreezyWeekes: Throwback Thursday Amelie and her daddy @DallonWeekes reading a story pic.twitter.com/PgoaO2rMzP

theydontsoundlikeme:

@BreezyWeekes: Throwback Thursday Amelie and her daddy @DallonWeekes reading a story pic.twitter.com/PgoaO2rMzP

(via porcelainskylines)

vividzombie:

hannahwhoisntabanana:

A conversation with a seven year old.

probly the slenderman

(via danandphiladoptivedaughter)

fobomatic:


Mr. New Booty

fobomatic:

Mr. New Booty

(via phoenixcorvidae)

surgeongenerals:


i feel like this is really important

surgeongenerals:

i feel like this is really important

(via phoenixcorvidae)

"People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water."

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

(Source: cachaemic, via peewentz)

sonia-nevermind:

sylveonsaccharide:

sonia-nevermind:

sonia-nevermind:

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE

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ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE AND PLAY MUSIC

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What about ads that play music, but you can’t find them anywhere on the page?

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(via hi)

stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

(via radioactiveseagull)

moonybooksniffer:

Tumblr Harry Potter Posts

(via sixfeetunderrthestars)

valiantsammy:

typing oh bo instead of oh no

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(Source: nahshaw)

(Source: kiekstn, via kiekstn)